Is It Time to Cancel Brexit?

Recently, a paper has come out of the House of Commons that shows irrefutable evidence that Russia
has hacked the Brexit referendum.

“…there have been widespread allegations [backed by evidence]
that Russia sought to influence the 2016 Referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU [which
have proven to be true]”

Parliament’s Intelligence and Security Committee’s Russia Report

This as well as the fact that the pseudo-patriarchal tyranny of Boris
Johnson’s Paternalist government forced the delay of this paper for over a year, and only let it
release in the midst of a pandemic is all to telling. Boris Johnson may well have worked with Russia
to orchestrate, not only Brexit, but his own election too.

So how did Boris Johnson make such close ties to Russia?

Well it seems like his time at private schools were spent making contacts with Russian KGB members and even Vladimir Putin himself, according to an anonymous source who provided this to the Good Enquirer, for a bottle of vodka and a pack of cigarettes.

Through these contacts Boris was able to organize with Russian operatives to insert a complicated hacking device code-named “TipX” into the voting ballots used for the Brexit
Referendum. It’s also thought by our Russia experts that a similar program named “WiteOut” in 2019 to rig his own election in favour of the Conservative party.

So, what should we do now? Well now that it’s evident that Russia had not only spread misinformation but also rigged the paper-ballots using advanced hacking techniques the referendum can duly be ignored and we can go back to a strong and stable Europe. A better place where we can go on holiday, and eat non-chlorinated chicken and keep our NHS. What’s more, with the new found knowledge that Russia made Boris win, we can now reappoint Corbyn to head of the Labour party and bring him to the head of government!

Article wrote by: Liza Pysdvetka

Edited by: Frank Bordaine.